somarysueme:

OK AN IMPORTANT ADULTHOOD TIP IS THAT YOU NEVER GET TOO OLD TO PRETEND YOU ARE A DRAGON WHEN IT’S COLD AND YOU CAN SEE YOUR BREATH I AM FIRE I AM DEATH I HAVE A 401K PLAN AND MANAGE MY FIBER INTAKE MY CLAWS ARE SPEARS MY WINGS ARE A HURRICANE

"What does that even fucking mean? I have a terrible wardrobe."

Benedict being told he was trending on Twitter [X] (via cumberbuddy)

#what do you mean wardrobe#you have the ONE SHIRT

Owned. 

(via cumberbuddy)


someone: space-
me: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. ITS FIVE-YEAR MISSION: TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS, SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE

bloodylockers:

have you ever loved a band to the point where you can’t watch their live performances or music videos because you get this feeling in your chest and it feels like everything is ending and you can hardly breathe

homovikings:

one of thor’s coping mechanisms after loki’s “death” in thor 2 is to share good memories of him to anyone who’ll listen

like, he’ll be making breakfast in avengers tower and something tiny will remind him of loki—maybe he burns something and remembers loki scolding him for always burning their game when out hunting—and he laughs and shares a quick story to the present avengers

they laugh awkwardly because they still view loki as a villain but it’s the first time thor has genuinely smiled in ages

but it becomes tiring because loki is all thor talks about—after a battle he muses how he and loki used to watch each other’s backs, comment on how they’d fall asleep scrubbing grime and muck from their bodies, share inside jokes that nobody else finds funny, and it’s all very sad but this way thor is keeping loki alive so nobody stops him