no one ever likes me as much as i like them 


rainy days are the best because it just feels reasonable to be sad


"who do you pair that character with?"

happiness. life. being happy. not being dead. i want them to be alive and safe. and happy. that’s what i’m getting at. that is the direction this is going in. that’s my only wish


i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast




"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.



friendly reminder that house lannister fell the second tywin died ✿◕‿◕✿



Imagine a few years from now we’re contacted by alien life and they’re totally sexually compatible and they’re down to party we won’t even need earth boys we can date the alien species and go on cool intergalactic dates fuck your dinner and a movie take me to saturn

imagine homo sapiens being really compatible with most of the universe like in doctor who and we basically just fuck our way through the galaxies because we freaks IMAGINE


The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

tumblr: *neW TRAILER!!!*
me: may the gif-making games begin