theconstantdenier:

Spn Spinoff that follows the adventures of two very chill girls in their twenties who dropped out of college to hunt monsters. They drive a old hippie bus, paint their fingernails pink, make dirty jokes all the time and are utterly unimpressed at all the manpain regularly going on in the hunters network.

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

Tom, you realize you’re a grown fucking man right?
That you are, in fact, over the age of five and probably should not be twirling things?
Fucker.

and this is why i will continue to love this man with every fiber of my being. a man after my own heart.

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

Tom, you realize you’re a grown fucking man right?

That you are, in fact, over the age of five and probably should not be twirling things?

Fucker.

and this is why i will continue to love this man with every fiber of my being. a man after my own heart.

jadefyre:

savingsergeantbarnes:

what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir

"No raccoons or trees were harmed in the making of this film."
My favorite part of the Guardians of the Galaxy's Credits (via tomhiddlestonlovesall)

Chris Pratt for Entertainment Weekly (USA - July 2014)

melbelle24601:

Okay seriously why has this not shown up on tumblr more? I mean yes I know we all love dancing baby Groot and Drax’s reflexes but….c’mon….PELVIC SORCERY!!!!!

"I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you"
ancient proverb, displaying an enormous amount of love and tolerance (via middle-earth-and-westeros)

Iggy Azalea as a painter: First things first I'm a realist
"Who put the sticks up their butts?"
An Actual, Legitimate Quote from Guardians of the Galaxy that was Actually Said, I Swear to God (via mysticpotstickers)

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face